Humor

There are 101 of the funniest one liner jokes you will ever read in this book!!!

In this book you’ll find jokes about anything and everything you can imagine.

While I was working at school, watching TV, running, or at other times a humorous thought would come to me that inspired these jokes.

Intended for comical humor – not for those expecting real stories, but a good substitute for them. Brings to light some real and logical common sense.

Enjoy! Laugh! Keep your sanity!

Fifty years of veterinary practice allows Dr. Mike Perona to share only the funniest interactions between his clients and their pets. His stories range from dogs and cats to parrots and ostriches while he examines the world of interspecies relationships. He shares this with his friends and fellow animal lovers.

One-Lane Blacktop represents an eclectic mix of various kinds of humor – jokes, puns, satire, witty, not so witty, gross, ribaldry, and most prevalent of all: humorless humor.

Also included are a few war stories. Live with it.

The book is made up of notes placed in empty food containers belonging to Lynn and Julie Carl, friends of Jack Cordes. The Carls would send him home with food and he would send a thank-you note.

Discovering that the Carls had kept the notes, Jack Cordes had them printed in the present form.

Why the Carls kept the notes remains a mystery. Perhaps it was some sort of penance.

Oh, Are You the Substitute? welcomes you, a parent or a teacher, to a collection of short stories that brings you into the dynamics of the classroom. These anecdotes emphasize the sometimes humorous and always interesting interaction of the students with their peers and the substitute teacher.

There are stories on teeth, religion, milk and cheese, marrying a sister, saving a life, Abrigado, and even ice cream. Did you know that most 2nd graders are missing their two front teeth?

These stories took place mainly in the Elementary, Middle, and High schools and sometimes outside of the school environment.

A collection of humorous stories from thirty-six years of teaching in an early elementary classroom. All stories in this book are true...all original. You will enjoy the perspective of five and six year olds as they begin their journey in education. Some of the situations will seem too far-fetched, but I assure you they are all true!

Do you come home from work frustrated? Are you constantly telling your significant other what a jerk your boss is? Do you often think you are one nanosecond away from either quitting or killing your manager? Of course you are and guess what. You do neither because:

      1. You need the job.

      2. Prison is not an alternative lifestyle you wish to explore at the present time.

At some point in our lives we have probably all been there. Here now is a summarized description of many of those manager types who have made or are presently making our lives difficult. Read on and see which ones you have worked for.

The author has worked for practically all of these types and is still alive to tell about it. So take heart, enjoy and remember the following. No matter what your manager is like today, there is always another manager looming on the horizon.

Otherwise Known as Something to Read While Goofing Off at Your Desk

An easy read that will keep the reader smiling throughout. It is a simple look at how to reach success and be happy about yourself and those around you with a common sense and sometimes hysterical approach to life. The book includes short stories and a touch of poetry that will make you reflect on your priorities. Just an all around good read.

Contains make believe - humorous and everyday life. In my eighty-one years I have learned animals have many stories to tell. I try to portray some of them in a variety of humorous stories such as beehives being blown away by a speeding train and cats and a dog discussing things in everyday life. In these stories I hope to bring humor and laughter to the reader.

This book takes a humorous look at the game of golf. Everything from equipment to the rules are explored and exploited. Your golf game may not improve significantly, but your attitude may be altered for the better. Golf is a game for life, but is not a game of life or death. Laugh and enjoy yourself, your golfing partners and the wonderful game of golf. I invite you to join me on this journey from the ridiculous to the sublime.