Dumb Things People Say
By: Jeanne Gray

What made me write this book is from overhearing dumb remarks, and questions people ask. You might have heard a few of these over the years or have been guilty to contributing to a few of these questions. (I’ll admit, I am just as guilty for asking dumb questions too). If you really think about it, those dumb questions are really funny. These are really dumb questions that are meant to be taken serious.

“My reply to myself” section is just a sarcastic version of what most people like myself would like to say out loud but wouldn’t dare to. However, it is said with plenty of attitude with the eyes and body language. Can you imagine someone responding out loud with plenty of body and hand language?

For example, Oh! I know he didn’t just ask me that! Can you imagine the head and neck motion or maybe the eyes rolls up in your head from disgust or disbelief. Well, basically this is the way we kind of see ourselves but doing it quietly within ourselves. If only you could really read people minds when you ask a dumb question and you really don’t realize it. Some questions are so foolish it can leave you speechless.

This is just a collection of things people tend to say that comes right off of the top of their heads without any thought; you know the old adage, “Mouth in motion before Brain in gear”. I’m sure you will come up with more of your own experiences that may not be included.

Here are many examples of my favorite dumb things people say. You may find yourself chuckling at a few of these dumb questions and remembering some of the questions you may have heard yourself or may have ask just yesterday.