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Humor
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ISBN: 978-1-59824-430-4
Edition: Paperback, 204 Pages
Publication Date: February 20, 2007
Small towns are like family, everyone in town knows
everyone intimately. You can’t keep a secret for long.
You tell a rumor to someone in the barbershop, and the
rumor will be all over town the next day, with several
different versions. It seems that some in town purposely
start rumors to see how fast they will spread. And
another thing about small towns, especially towns down
South in bygone days, is the number of people that have
such great knowledge, even though some of them never
went to school a day in their lives. They have an
opinion about everything. Small towns are full of
“Scuttlebutts and Notions”. That’s what makes living in
a small town so much fun. I love it. That’s what this
book is about.
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ISBN: 1-59824-408-6
Edition: Paperback, 143 Pages
Publication Date: December 26, 2006
What happened to all the hippies? It’s like a whole race
of people just vanished along with their entire culture.
They had their own language, music, food, artwork,
clothing, hairstyles, even their own philosophy which
was drug induced thoughts of free love and peace. Herb
was right there in the middle of all those changes. His
life probably parallels your life in some way if you are
a baby boomer born between the years 1945-1952. Read
this amusing book and meet... Herb the Hippie.
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ISBN: 1-59824-372-1
Edition: Paperback, 127 Pages
Publication Date: November 3, 2006
Gagged is a collection of old sayings and past
expressions of humor which is sure to both inform and
entertain.
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ISBN: 1-59824-331-4
Edition: Paperback, 99 Pages
Publication Date: August 22, 2006
There are plenty of things going on all the time when it
comes to American Education. You can find 90% of those
things in various journal articles, editorials,
speeches—and even on the floor of Congress.
The other 10% you’ll find in AMERIKAN EDUKATION.
99 clever pages of what eDUCATORS have missed.
You’ll especially like Bunny Duzit, Barry Oak, Bambi
Cummings, Rachel, Lindsay and the clever little rich
girl.
Coming soon: AMERIKAN EDUKATION - The 2nd Semester
You won’t want to miss “Professor” Bunny Duzit or Barry
and Bambi’s wedding night (a unique approach to “Number
Theory”).
Don’t miss Laura Bangkok’s appearance in “Maxim
Magazine” on her 18th birthday—and how Tennessee Earle
bought up the 1000 copies of the “oops” edition that no
one was supposed to see.
AMERIKAN EDUKATION: Pass the word.
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ISBN: 1-59824-299-7
Edition: Paperback, 209 Pages
Publication Date: August 10, 2006
Jody Kirk is a thirty-something investment banker who
discovers that the good things in life can be taken away
as quickly as they come. Jody lived the good life with
the money, the girl, the job and the reputation. But, on
a dark and dreary day he loses everything, including his
self-respect. So, he does whatever anyone else would
only dream of doing in this situation to get his former
life back. And what he does will not only shock you but
rock your very foundation when it comes to faith, God
and the American Dream.
“I LOVE LUCIFER” is written by the award-winning former
journalist Larry Christopher Soper. He is also the
author of the critically-acclaimed novel FARMHOUSE. “I
LOVE LUCIFER” explores the depths of sorrow and is a
gut-wrenching tour-de-force of the most savage
territory, the human soul.
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ISBN: 1-59824-290-3
Edition: Paperback, 182 Pages
Publication Date: July 19, 2006
The all-important American dream. Does it matter if
someone else helps us attain it, or what shape or form
it arrives in? Just how do we know the door of
opportunity is open, even when it is and it’s right in
front of us, inviting us, even daring us to walk through
its threshold.
Life can be a guessing game, full of good luck and bad.
Full of business angles, stock tips and those who we
think can’t be trusted, until one day you meet someone
and your gut feeling tells you to listen. To listen and
to believe, because deep inside you know that the help
you’ve been looking for may arrive in either the most
conventional, or unconventional of means and the only
thing left to do is to take the plunge into the unknown,
roll the so-called dice and do what we all fear
most... take the chance.
Fear of the unknown still holding you back? Do you take
the tip your buddy just gave you and play the horse
that’s sure to win? Should you buy that thousand shares
of stock that’s just certain to rise and make you a
windfall of money, or do you listen to a complete
stranger you’ve met while strolling through the woods
with your wife... as I have?
Everyone knows life is full of short straws and long,
but if you use your intuition and take a gamble, you
may turn out a bigger winner than you ever imagined
possible in your wildest dreams...
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ISBN: 1-59824-217-2
Edition: Paperback, 74 Pages
Publication Date: June 24, 2006
What made me write this book is from overhearing dumb
remarks, and questions people ask. You might have heard
a few of these over the years or have been guilty to
contributing to a few of these questions. (I’ll admit, I
am just as guilty for asking dumb questions too). If you
really think about it, those dumb questions are really
funny. These are really dumb questions that are meant to
be taken serious.
“My reply to myself” section is just a
sarcastic version of what most people like myself would
like to say out loud but wouldn’t dare to. However, it
is said with plenty of attitude with the eyes and body
language. Can you imagine someone responding out loud
with plenty of body and hand language?
For example, Oh! I know he didn’t just ask me that! Can
you imagine the head and neck motion or maybe the eyes
rolls up in your head from disgust or disbelief. Well,
basically this is the way we kind of see ourselves but
doing it quietly within ourselves. If only you could
really read people minds when you ask a dumb question
and you really don’t realize it. Some questions are so
foolish it can leave you speechless.
This is just a collection of things people tend to say
that comes right off of the top of their heads without
any thought; you know the old adage, “Mouth in motion
before Brain in gear”. I’m sure you will come up with
more of your own experiences that may not be included.
Here are many examples of my favorite dumb things people
say. You may find yourself chuckling at a few of these
dumb questions and remembering some of the questions you
may have heard yourself or may have ask just yesterday.
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ISBN: 1-59824-236-9
Edition: Paperback, 50 Pages
Publication Date: June 20, 2006
In news announcements every day there are murders or robberies...
Children are suing parents...
Parents are acting like children...
There is no respect for elders...
What’s this world coming too?
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ISBN: 1-59824-240-7
Edition: Paperback, 129 Pages
Publication Date: May 16, 2006
Far From It is a collection of humorous stories that are
sure to fascinate and amuse anyone who reads them. Make
yourself comfortable, open this book and let the fun
begin...
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The South, in by gone days, was a land of “red hills and
Cotton”. Amos Moses Terry was a farm youth, back in
those days, but he still has memories. Life moved at a
much slower pace than it does today. Farmers don’t get
in a hurry like urban folks, and back then, the south
was ruled by farmers. Cotton was king.
Every land and every generation have their traditions.
The traditions of the old South were: “Don’t beat around
the bush”. “Get to the point”. “Don’t use any unnecessary
words”. Old time Southerners were good at using clichés.
Their vocabularies were limited and clichés helped to
get their points across.
You will be pleasantly surprised at the common sense
interpretations that Amos Moses Terry has given to some
70 of these clichés.
Hardcover 228 pages
ISBN: 1-59824-043-9
Publisher: E-BookTime, LLC
Other Formats: Trade Paperback
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