Humor

Madsen Murphy is a chef and an unadventurous coward; he has been stuck in slow motion, trying to salvage his confidence and regain control over the tail spin that is his life. He has been bumping along, trying anything to sidestep his sad existence, but there is little comfort for troubled hearts in Kitchenland; the daily struggle between right and wrong wages constant war on the peace of mind he struggles desperately to maintain. Finding himself caught between heroism and obscurity, Murphy struggles with the daily affirmations of his own indecision and indifference. Finding little to no help inside his own circle, he extends his search for validation to the dark, brooding creatures of the culinary underworld and other beautiful beings that occupy space in his otherwise dismal reality.

While he dabbles in death, love, and the melancholy of loneliness - desperately trying to be spectacular - Murphy guides us through drug and alcohol abuse, sexual misadventure, personal exploitation, and deviant violence. Watching greatness pass him by, hopping from setback to failure in hopes of redefining his ordinarily plain existence, he finally finds true love in pastry chef Alex. But her macabre pursuits could ruin him altogether and disrupt his already fragile self-assurance. But she might just be his last chance at salvation; bringing him face to face with his own demons as he fights to vindicate his crumbling mortality.

Make the leap of faith into the flash of blue at sunrise and enter the magical world of Phantasyland. Meet the five Potter Sisters, who strive to keep Phantasyland free from the havoc created by the Dubious Pair. Be introduced to the residents and experience their charm and join in on their excursions. There’s never a dull moment and getting control of the situation can be a bit sticky and tricky and often hilarious. I have shared three tales with you. It has been my pleasure to co-write these with my four sisters who each created several characters and mostly wrote their parts. I took all of these parts which was a story told in a role-playing game by the five of us and stitched them together into these enchanting tales. My wish is for you to enjoy reading them as much as we had in writing them.

These uncommon little follies and things are intended for comical humor. All follies and things are make believe. Not intended for grammar lessons.

Clean and decent. Hoping to bring humor to those who can digest it. Be happy and laugh a little - life is short!

When someone betrays us, or does something bad, we immediately want payback. What happens when payback does not come on our terms? We go crazy.

17-18 year old Daniel feels your pain. His dad is the nicest guy in the world, and gets taken advantage of all the time - especially by his sister and brother-in-law. It is no different in high school for Daniel. His high school is like a popularity contest. If you are part of the popular crowd, then you get away with anything. If you are like Daniel, who is not in the crowd, then you get blamed for everything.

After a bad car accident, Daniel gets powers to pay people back. Let the adventures begin.

Dilley Quotes is a collection of all original quotes by Stephen R. Dilley IV. There are insightful quotes that will make you think and some that will make you laugh. This magnificent book provides a unique reading experience that is both thoughtful and entertaining.

Dilley One Liners 2 is a collection of all original jokes by Stephen R. Dilley IV. This wonderful book is certain to bring laughs to all readers.

On the outside, you would think that a thirty something year old Cassandra Washington has it all. A husband and child, big house, cars, and money. But on the inside there is a life filled with abuse, neglect and deceit. It all starts to unravel when her husband’s indiscretions become known. Not only is he a pillar of the community, but he is also a Deacon of the church as well. Her mother tries to help her in her time of need, but in the process, she ends up exposing her own secret.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry as you share this journey of losing yourself, only to find yourself...and wonder how you ever got lost!

These uncommon little follies and things are intended for comical humor. All follies and things are make believe. Not intended for grammar lessons.

Clean and decent. Hoping to bring humor to those who can digest it. Be happy and laugh a little - life is short!

Welcome to Jan’s World, a land of offbeat characters, quirky relatives, and unusual happenings and events that have shaped and patterned author Janet McCanless’s world for many years now. In Wyatt Earp, G.A.P. Pickles and Thoughts of Home, she writes lovingly of the many, many people she has encountered, known for years, or by happenstance, she is related to in a way that will make you laugh, cry, or wonder aloud about.

Her beloved South is not left unscathed either, and you will swear the same thing happened to you once as you read this delightful compilation of her newspaper columns, her magazine articles, and her humor presentations around the country.

Why shed a tear, when laughing is so much more fun and easier on the brain, is her motto, and she never met an incident she could not find humor in.

Come on along for the ride of a lifetime, and be prepared to be uproariously entertained and taught a few of life’s lessons along the way!

Book consists of five hundred and sixty-two proverbs from English, Roman, Greek, Italian, French, Spanish, Hebrew, and American ethnic origins, plus other countries. Commentary consists of satirical and sometimes up-to-date scenarios and situations. Example: PROVERB - “It’s too late to shut the stable doors after the horses have gone.” COMMENTARY - “Company to manufacture holders to keep doors open in case the horses decide to come back.” Example: PROVERB - “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” COMMENTARY - “Bush birds institute libel suit against hand birds; claim equal or greater value.”