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Humor
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ISBN: 1-59824-217-2
Edition: Paperback, 74 Pages
Publication Date: June 24, 2006
What made me write this book is from overhearing dumb
remarks, and questions people ask. You might have heard
a few of these over the years or have been guilty to
contributing to a few of these questions. (I’ll admit, I
am just as guilty for asking dumb questions too). If you
really think about it, those dumb questions are really
funny. These are really dumb questions that are meant to
be taken serious.
“My reply to myself” section is just a
sarcastic version of what most people like myself would
like to say out loud but wouldn’t dare to. However, it
is said with plenty of attitude with the eyes and body
language. Can you imagine someone responding out loud
with plenty of body and hand language?
For example, Oh! I know he didn’t just ask me that! Can
you imagine the head and neck motion or maybe the eyes
rolls up in your head from disgust or disbelief. Well,
basically this is the way we kind of see ourselves but
doing it quietly within ourselves. If only you could
really read people minds when you ask a dumb question
and you really don’t realize it. Some questions are so
foolish it can leave you speechless.
This is just a collection of things people tend to say
that comes right off of the top of their heads without
any thought; you know the old adage, “Mouth in motion
before Brain in gear”. I’m sure you will come up with
more of your own experiences that may not be included.
Here are many examples of my favorite dumb things people
say. You may find yourself chuckling at a few of these
dumb questions and remembering some of the questions you
may have heard yourself or may have ask just yesterday.
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ISBN: 1-59824-236-9
Edition: Paperback, 50 Pages
Publication Date: June 20, 2006
In news announcements every day there are murders or robberies...
Children are suing parents...
Parents are acting like children...
There is no respect for elders...
What’s this world coming too?
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ISBN: 1-59824-240-7
Edition: Paperback, 129 Pages
Publication Date: May 16, 2006
Far From It is a collection of humorous stories that are
sure to fascinate and amuse anyone who reads them. Make
yourself comfortable, open this book and let the fun
begin...
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The South, in by gone days, was a land of “red hills and
Cotton”. Amos Moses Terry was a farm youth, back in
those days, but he still has memories. Life moved at a
much slower pace than it does today. Farmers don’t get
in a hurry like urban folks, and back then, the south
was ruled by farmers. Cotton was king.
Every land and every generation have their traditions.
The traditions of the old South were: “Don’t beat around
the bush”. “Get to the point”. “Don’t use any unnecessary
words”. Old time Southerners were good at using clichés.
Their vocabularies were limited and clichés helped to
get their points across.
You will be pleasantly surprised at the common sense
interpretations that Amos Moses Terry has given to some
70 of these clichés.
Hardcover 228 pages
ISBN: 1-59824-043-9
Publisher: E-BookTime, LLC
Other Formats: Trade Paperback
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